You need to put something in their hands they can't ignore.
That's why we created POOtitions.
POOtitions are petitions printed on paper made from animal poop...
And together we're gunna rattle some cages!
Here's how:
Each week, we send you stories of injustice that demand action.
You help choose the worst offender...
And we let them know their behavior stops now...
In a way they'll never forget - a POOtition!
Wouldn't you remember getting a letter on paper made from poop?
You bet you would!
Join our community and make your voice impossible to ignore.
"When conventional methods fail... THE POO GETS THROUGH"